- Person: How do lesbians have sex?
- Me: The question is how do they stop.
(Source: killsandscars, via rlkuk0)
glubbifrey asked: im not gonna send you a kiss
You wound me horse.
shut UP MOM!!!!!!! U Can’t tell punks like me what to do!!!! *skateboards away*
*falls*
*cries**calls for mom*
i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
(Source: thr-ill, via glubbifrey)
2 grown men go through a labor simulation
> I lost it at “STOP SMILING!!!!”
the high five, lmao
(Source: vimeo.com, via imnotkakarot)
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
(via prrb)
Anonymous asked: *Ghetsis clicks*



