Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
i hate iggy as much as the next one but im at the fuction and fancy comes on im not gonna sit down in protest, im gonna go off. i wont be happy about it, but i’ll go off
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
There are lipstick stains on my capri sun
which lana del rey song is this from
if hot dads make hot kids and ugly dads make hot kids then who makes the ugly kids??
why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty
I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang